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Friday, February 19, 2016
Thursday, February 11, 2016
Funny Email
You know how it's so entertaining to go your old things? Well, today, I was looking at some old emails and they totally cracked me up. So, I decided to share one conversation.
SUBJECT: Aw! Last Year Photos (When I was still in Yearbook) - sent by Ebooks
Ebooks: Look at [(name)] ! He's adorable! Can't believe that was only last year!
And here's a picture of [Porcupine]!
Porcupine: You were in yearbook last year? Wow, I never noticed.
Pretty Horse: So was I!
lol
Ebooks: I know, but you're still in Yearbook, so it doesn't count.
Porcupine: [Pretty Horse] still is, but that's not the problem. [Dolphin] is by far the most annoying. SOMEONE TELL HER TO STOP SHAKING MY ARM, STOP TELLING ME TO SEE HER POWERPOINT OF PICTURES, AND STOP POKING ME.
Ebooks: I don't know what you're talking about.
Pretty Horse: I do... ;-)
Ebooks: Of course you do! You're actually in the class!!
Dolphin: [Porcupine]! Seriously? You know I can see that, right? So are so mean. Oh! My poor heart.
Porcupine: [Dolphin] can tell you everything.
Ebooks: [Dolphin] says: Humph. [Porcupine], you ARE going to pay for saying all those mean things. First of all, my PowerPoint is amazing! You shouldn't have the impression that I'm trying to torture you with it-because I'm not. Second of all, shaking your arm is harmless. It shouldn't even hurt! It's your fault that your body thinks it hurts! Not mine! Also that weird shade of red that your face turned into was either tomato red or as pink as [Ebooks'] old jacket/Coates kind of cool. Third of all, I have NEVER poked you. Or maybe I have , but I forgot.
SUBJECT: Aw! Last Year Photos (When I was still in Yearbook) - sent by Ebooks
Ebooks: Look at [(name)] ! He's adorable! Can't believe that was only last year!
And here's a picture of [Porcupine]!
Porcupine: You were in yearbook last year? Wow, I never noticed.
Pretty Horse: So was I!
lol
Ebooks: I know, but you're still in Yearbook, so it doesn't count.
Porcupine: [Pretty Horse] still is, but that's not the problem. [Dolphin] is by far the most annoying. SOMEONE TELL HER TO STOP SHAKING MY ARM, STOP TELLING ME TO SEE HER POWERPOINT OF PICTURES, AND STOP POKING ME.
Ebooks: I don't know what you're talking about.
Pretty Horse: I do... ;-)
Ebooks: Of course you do! You're actually in the class!!
Dolphin: [Porcupine]! Seriously? You know I can see that, right? So are so mean. Oh! My poor heart.
Porcupine: [Dolphin] can tell you everything.
Ebooks: [Dolphin] says: Humph. [Porcupine], you ARE going to pay for saying all those mean things. First of all, my PowerPoint is amazing! You shouldn't have the impression that I'm trying to torture you with it-because I'm not. Second of all, shaking your arm is harmless. It shouldn't even hurt! It's your fault that your body thinks it hurts! Not mine! Also that weird shade of red that your face turned into was either tomato red or as pink as [Ebooks'] old jacket/Coates kind of cool. Third of all, I have NEVER poked you. Or maybe I have , but I forgot.
She pressed the reply only to me. Don't know why she does that.
Pretty Horse: And what does me being in Yearbook/Journalism have to do with me knowing why [Dolphin] keeps shaking [Porcupine's] arm, [Ebooks]? Besides, it was at lunchtime when [Dolphin] told me the secret of desire to shake [Porcupine's] arm.
Ebooks: Whatever.
Underground Rainbow: Hey [Dolphin], what's your last name?
Ebooks: [(last name)]
Underground Rainbow: [Porcupine], don't you DARE call me [name's] sister ever again.
Ebooks: Yeah. Call her [(boy name)]. It's a pun, since her real name is [(name)], and I gave her a boy name. Just say it like [(name)], except say [(boy name)].
Underground Rainbow: [EBOOKS]!!
shut up
Ebooks: ...
Hi [Underground Rainbow]. (note: sometimes we say hi multiple times to Underground Rainbow and it annoys her.)
Underground Rainbow: Everyone, call her [ebooks (pet)]. It's a [(something kind of embarrassing)].
Ebooks: Sure. Do whatever you want. I won't judge. It doesn't even effect me.
Dolphin: I never told you anything about the secret desire of shaking [Porcupine's] arm! I just had a little sugar buzz! I shake people's arms when I have sugar buzzes! and [Porcupine] is fun to shake. And his face turns a nice shade of magenta.
Pretty Horse: I know...
Dolphin: Yes, so don't say that!
Pretty Horse: But you were just hyper and wanted to shake someone's arm, so you started shaking mine. Then, I told you to do that to [Porcupine] instead, and so you did.
Ebooks: Whatever.
Underground Rainbow: Hey [Dolphin], what's your last name?
Ebooks: [(last name)]
Underground Rainbow: [Porcupine], don't you DARE call me [name's] sister ever again.
Ebooks: Yeah. Call her [(boy name)]. It's a pun, since her real name is [(name)], and I gave her a boy name. Just say it like [(name)], except say [(boy name)].
Underground Rainbow: [EBOOKS]!!
Ebooks: ...
Hi [Underground Rainbow]. (note: sometimes we say hi multiple times to Underground Rainbow and it annoys her.)
Underground Rainbow: Everyone, call her [ebooks (pet)]. It's a [(something kind of embarrassing)].
Ebooks: Sure. Do whatever you want. I won't judge. It doesn't even effect me.
Dolphin: I never told you anything about the secret desire of shaking [Porcupine's] arm! I just had a little sugar buzz! I shake people's arms when I have sugar buzzes! and [Porcupine] is fun to shake. And his face turns a nice shade of magenta.
Pretty Horse: I know...
Dolphin: Yes, so don't say that!
Pretty Horse: But you were just hyper and wanted to shake someone's arm, so you started shaking mine. Then, I told you to do that to [Porcupine] instead, and so you did.
Dolphin: It still didn't have anything about me telling you about the "secret" desire to shake [Porcupine's] arm.
(end of conversation)
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